I think entertainment reporters are waaaay too excited about not minding their own business. Save @NancyODell

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I think entertainment reporters are waaaaay too happy about not minding their own business.

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Dropped a Cheerio on the floor, waited twenty seconds and then ate it cause that’s how clean my floors are!

(Sidenotes: Was not eating Cheerios. Cheerio fell from pants. Cheerio may not have actually been a Cheerio)

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I’m thinking about putting this thing I just sneezed up on Pinterest.

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I love each and every other one of you.

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Good morning, I’d like a regular coffee without the small talk and forced laughs.

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Mouthguards are the new Kale.

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If your waitress’ name tag is customized she also has a cat.

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Loud girls wear loud perfume.

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